so I'm watching the television at the gym, the opening of the World Series, and guess who's singing the National Anthem?

i'll wear your underwear.

why the fuck are we putting our face in a cats mouth?

when there's no nuts in nuts they're called nerts.

there's no nuts in his nuts though

your hands are on his nuts

your hands are on his nuts

if i say sugar buns one more time i'm going to have to kill myself.

what does it mean that you want me to play with your security blanket?

i mean, what column would your vibrators go under?

you need to stop thinking of me, in a broom closet, giving an oral exam.

these bubbles don't go with my communist party.

why doesn't my phone know how to spell pedophile?

i put a condom on this banana and i'm pretty sure it has kept for twice as long!

you can never be too safe.

instead of hiding your crazy you are just like funny and goof around. Instead of like holding a knife in the middle of the night

so we can add to the list as long as at least two of us are pregnant?

I am going to shit my pants

so they're like what, having romance in the bathroom?

oh my god, breanna, oh my god. get that knife out of your nose!

that does not smell as good as i think i was