Monday, March 8, 2010

i think, in Angola's mind, she's married to me (not uttered by a female)
can you please come over tomorrow and disfigure my face?
"its a photo that looks exactly like me but its a crack head who you wouldn't want to show up at your house and move your shit"

"says the guy with the 4 year jail sentence pending in California"

"shut up! you got deported too!"