"Do you happen to know if I need first aid and/or CPR for the position as respite worker?"
"No, you don't. Just don't be
John Wayne Gacy."
"a-mazing."
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Things are often said in our house, by us and our guests, that are either hilarious when their context is unclear, or completely inappropriate no matter what the context is. We thought we would share them with you here. And no, under no circumstances will we tell you who said it or what it was referring to. You know better.
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